My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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