ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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