Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Randomize
