just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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