OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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