The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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