Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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