i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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