sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
