He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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