I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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