did you get engaged???
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
