she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I need to calm my uterus...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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