ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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