I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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