Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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