that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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