doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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