Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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