EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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