The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can I color on your dick again?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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