She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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