Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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