FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i came on her dog
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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