It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And then my night got REAL pukey
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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