Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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