there was a trapeze. enough said
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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