you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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