the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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