he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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