she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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