Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In the future we'll all be gay
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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