Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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