just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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