this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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