White coat. Heels.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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