I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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