I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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