so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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