If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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