Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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