I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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