She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
