these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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