Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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