Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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