Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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