theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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