I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
