i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
we should paint friendship bongs
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