i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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