Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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