I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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