Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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