I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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